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I’ve met a lot of people who try to tell me why the Twilight series are great books. I try to act polite and just say “well, it’s great that she’s got so many people reading.” I had no idea it was this bad…
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I do love Twilight but I seriously can’t stop laughing at this blog. And the tags. “and I went skipping through the...
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Seriously, though, the rephrased sentence below is more than twice as better as the original text. Gawd. And I can also...
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So, I interpreted this as: “My hood became surprised at how far I had come as I almost ran through the trees.” (This...
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RwV is one of my favorite writing and grammar learning tools. So is this… “sentence.”
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LOL. I totally read that...surprised. *sigh* This is what happens when one doesn’t think...
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I definitely read this as her hood being surprised. Why is it “becoming surprised” anyway? Shouldn’t it just be...
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what does this even mean i am imagining it as some kind of arcane chant said in a circle around a blazing pyre on the...
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A delightful Tumblr that deconstructs Stephanie Myers’s grammar from the Twilight books. It turns out, she is unfamiliar...
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is it the hood that’s becoming surprised?
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I love this entire tumblr. And didn’t realize how much bad grammar I skimmed. Wowsa.
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I think her editor gave up somewhere around page 3, which is why we are left with horrific sentences like this.
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Ohmygod, I love analysis.
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One sentence. JUST ONE.
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I just died from an overdose of commas. Who edits her “books”? I have a couple of words for him/her.
